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May 17, 2005

meme post

There's this meme post thing going on recently and I kena tagged by MichaelOoi. Super honoured to be tagged by the heavenly one. ;)

So it goes like this. Below is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...
If I could be a monkey's uncle... If I could be a writer
If I could be a bible archaeologist... If I could be an Ah Beng...
If I could be an Elvis impersonator... If I could be an Ah Lian...
If I could be a sexologist... If I could be a prostitute...

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1. If I could be a doctor... OMG I wouldn't need to sit for the coming renal exams 'cos I would have graduated dee!!! WHEEEEEEEE...

2. If I could be a bible archeologist... my life will be filled with contradictions 'cos I'm an atheist. But at the same time, I can whack people who bullsh*t to me 'bout religion without sound evidence.

3. If I could be a monkey's uncle... I'll be a monkey myself. Now.. no wonder my avatar in doc's forum's a rocking monkey. :P It was a subconscious thing?

4. If I could be a writer... I'll write 'bout the stupidities of the world and I'll never be able to finish writing.

5. If I could be a Jedi... I'll never need to get a torchlight ever again.. 'cos my lightsaber can be my torchlight lor. And I can use mind tricks to get stuff I want. YAY!!!

I tag...Elena, CHiQ and Xiao_Zhai

Posted by yeepei at May 17, 2005 01:03 PM

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