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Translation (As requested by Her Highness, FireAngel)
26 September 2005Please refer to The Loctor for original 中文繁体 version. I must say that the tiny traditional chinese fonts are really difficult to read. BLEAHz to The Loctor.
Anyway, here goes! (My translation isn’t very good though)
Thanks to My Dua Cen (aka TV Smith)’s introduction, I got to know FireAngel. From then on, FireAngel became one of my daily must reads. If I’m a believer, then FA is my holy book. If I don’t read it for a single day, I feel lost, like a small ship lost in the ocean without a compass, like a lost sheep in the middle of the moutains. I’ll spend the entire day singing “xiao xiao yang er yao hui jia” (translation: little sheep wanna go home… it’s a commonly known chinese nursery rhyme). Two days without FA, I’ll be singing “wo deng zhe ni hui lai” (translation: I’m waiting for you to come home… another well known chinese song), three days without her, and all of you will have to sing “Auld Lang Syne” for me.
Some people ask me what’s so special about this Miss Malaysia Blog Idol 2005 and I told him to go and die and not to waste oxygen. FireAngel has supreme dance skills and is the ultimate dancer that no one can defeat. She dances faster than the speed of light which (according to Einstein, apparently) can result in reversal of time! (A more flowery and literal version: When she exercises the twelfth level of her fiery flame skill, thousands of miles around will have reversal of time flow…)
Apart from her ultimate dancing skills, FA has razor sharp language skills. She slides like a ninja, cuts like a razor blade (thanks, Snark), enabling her to redefine the meaning of the word “fuck”. As her slender fingers dance on the keyboard, all other bloggers stops to admire. Those who crossed her find that they are no where near her standards, and have to retire from the scene or change their names and hide away or even kill their own family and all distant relatives.
Her pretty pictures on the internet makes all camwhores ashamed of themselve, so much so that they will commit suicide. Her sweet smile is enough to make everyone go crazy, become insane; sufficient to renew meaning in cancer patients’ lives, enable them to find strength to overcome their illness!
Net friends, if your current girl friend doesn’t even have 10% of FireAngel’s qualities, I advice you to bail before it’s too late. If you’re a girl, please learn from FireAngel. Girls like her are indeed hard to come by. (more literal version: An iron lady like FA is not made in a short time)
**All “I” in this case refers to The Loctor since it’s his post originally.
A huge THANK YOU to The Loctor and The Snark for all their help in translating works. :)
on September 26th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
angel
The warmth of the morning sun The charm of the silvery moon The laugh of a thousand hyenas The beauty for an eternal swoon. The angel of heavens The goddess of desire With a face that blokes would slobber…
on September 26th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
slice like a ninja cuts like a razor blade…
the loctor should thank Vanilla Ice bebeh…
on September 26th, 2005 at 1:50 pm
lol… thx yp
on September 27th, 2005 at 10:09 am
no offence and forgive ignorant me, but who in God’s name is this girl?
on September 27th, 2005 at 10:35 am
She ah.. She’s FireAngel lor. :D Eh, Lin, btw.. do you use icq or msn or googletalk or any IMs?
on September 29th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
I msn