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Ouch, my ear
20 August 2005Hi,
This is YP’s car, also known among her friends as car-car. I’m a Hyundai Getz and while I’m not anyone’s posh, eye-catching, babe-attracting vehicle, I bring YP (and her friends) around KL (and JB) comfortably, well, at least I haven’t gotten any serious complains just yet.
I’m about a year and two months old and have never ever EVER been banged by any other vehicles (not even a little tricycle, mind you) until last night. A OMG-so-big-so-fat-and-so-ugly thing with a wooden behind whacked my ears off!!! That lorry (see? an ah-lian/beng sounding name too) was trying to make a left turn at the Jalan Templer-Old Klang Road t-junction and came a little too left and hit my ear!!! (I was on the left-most lane and he was on the lane to my right).
The ass of a lorry driver (AOLD from now on) agreed to go to the police station with YP but made to drive off in another direction. When we caught up with them, the AOLD agreed that the accident was all his fault but won’t give us his name, ic number or contact number and we could only take down his number plate and company name and address which were painted on the so-big-so-fat-so-ugly-wooden-behind vehicle that he was driving, Weng Fat constructions, unless both CHiQ and YP and I have got bad bad eye problems. He said he’ll only make a report later on but we made ours on the night itself. Very small accident but we made a report anyway, ‘cos the AOLD tried to run off and effectively pissed YP and CHiQ off, and I think the silent passenger, bear-bear, wasn’t happy as well. Me? I WAS IN PAIN. OUCH OUCH OUCH. Well, I was freaked out as well. Look at my size! That lorry was heavier than me, bigger than me and OMG-uglier-and-less-to-lose than me!
YP was looking for a hospital to send me to this morning and thought she’ll give Desmo a call and see if he knows any. He took a look at me, took off my dangling ear *ouch* so it’ll stop whacking me on the side, and brought me (and YP) to his bro-in-law’s place. YP thought it was just my ear that was knocked off, but it turned out that when my ear was pulled off, part of me was dented (’cos kena pulled along). So they’ll have to knock me out a bit before they can give me a ear transplant. Thanks to Desmo and his bro-in-law, we got all the details worked out within 15 minutes.
I’m staying with Desmo tonight and he’ll send me to the hospital. Very nice guy, that one. Thanks, Desmo!!! Oh ya, he’s got a huge truck. Ahh.. that one’s an example of how one can be huge but not clumsy or ugly, I think I’ll go make friends with him tonight. Friends only lah, the CRV at home in JB’s still waiting for me (don’t think the new girl, vv, is his type anyway). If the truck don’t wanna be friends with me, I’ll go get to know bike-bike. That’s one cute little lad. A little too few wheels for my taste, but I don’t mind make friends lah.
Oh ya, I’m telling everyone that I LUV CHiQ a lot a lot. She’s so nice, helping to make phonecalls and everything and teman-ing me all over the place last night, well, she was teman-ing YP but that’s indirectly teman-ing me as well.
Till next time…
With engine oil and petrol,
Car-car
p.s. Oh my wheels! I forgot about 2 very important people and 1 lengzhai Wira Aeroback (Oh my wipers! that dude’s HOT!). Rueben (ben-ben) and Jun Wei drove lengzhai and sped to meet us when CHiQ called to tell them what happened. They accompanied us throughout the entire ordeal, followed us all the way to the traffic police station and back to sri petaling again for makan (well, those human makan-ed, I was brought back to Vista to rest already). With YP’s not-so-stable state of mind and my missing ear, it’s a huge THANK GOODNESS those 3 were around. Lengzhai, you free for a meal? I hear the nearby kiosk has pretty good petrol and they clean your windscreen pretty well.
on August 21st, 2005 at 1:33 am
Me’s (Hot Red Wira Aeroback) made sure car-car got home safe and sound by supporting her all the way, following her cute behind :) that eventful night… *Muaks* Make sure get well fast yar… then can take Ben-Ben out and I can rest (So tiring the way he run me to the Asphalt :P)
on August 21st, 2005 at 1:54 am
OH MY WHEELS! It’s the lengzhai.
Sorry sayang, I forgot to put you into my post… look! I changed that already. *muacks back*
on August 21st, 2005 at 3:33 am
sorry to hear bout the accident. do take care. may car-car get well soon ;)
on August 21st, 2005 at 9:50 am
*Hot Coolnness* No Problem… :D Thank you car-car
on August 21st, 2005 at 10:01 am
so.. wanna go for some petrol? *wink*
on August 21st, 2005 at 10:15 am
My heart bleeds for you YP *ouch* Hope car-car gets well real soon :)
on August 21st, 2005 at 11:08 am
jel & dobbs>> thanks. :)
on August 21st, 2005 at 3:55 pm
No problem…. as soon as i am able to be free from being driven like a slave during the week… will Honk you then ;)
on August 21st, 2005 at 4:01 pm
D:!
on August 21st, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Poor car car, that day kena scratch behind by me, now ear got problem. When car car come back, I will give car car present.
on August 21st, 2005 at 6:44 pm
car-car’s home. :)